Engrish Pics

Here are some classic Engrish pictures!

Welcom

There be nice welcom for man in chair.

Unbelievable

No way!

Wonderful Fortune
Why, thank you!

Careful
Please fall.

Multiply
Together, you can get to the elevator.

Distance Sence
......What?

Look out
Now in camoflauge!

Happy
Aha! ....No thanks.

Get Drunk
If you're feeling green, drink your brains out.

Elevator
First I have to multiply then avoid losing my limbs!? Picky, picky, picky...

WTF Cell Plushies

This was completely found by accident on the website ThinkGeek. Someone had the imagination (and some manufactorer had a lot of time) to create some disturbing, yet oddly cute, cell/virus/bacteria cell plushies. We hope you enjoy. Oh, another thing. I find it amusing at the fact that the actual picture is right next to the plushie. You can see how close they are in comparison. If you wish to buy one, visit the site... they're only $8 some. It will probably start some conversations at a party.

Sperm Cell

A cute and gentle reminder that these happy little cuddlies are in every man you see. Men do have a feminine side.

Egg Cell

The bow is a nice touch...

Herpes

Not to be mistaken for a flower. Never has Herpes ever been appealing... until now.

Kissing Disease
Remember all those cooties kids were cowering from? This is one of them.



Bookworm
Everyone wants a Bookworm! C'mon! It looks like a little yellow shrimp.

Chicken Pox
That's right; you had floating chicken heads in your system when you were a kid.

Heartworm

Heartwarming and will extract tears... I think.

Rabies

They used the same plushie for Crackheads. I still think it needs some foam at the mouth.

E-Coli

Everyone wants a potato with little sausage links attached to it!

Awesome!

Here are some results for Awesome (some not so much...).

The classic you're awesome dog. He's the only one who thinks you are.

...Mullet...

For you Star Trek Fans.

This is a Ferrari that mated with a Tank. Who's idea was this? Someone stupid.

How... attractive?

ICK! Reminds me of That One Thing

When you want to see something good happen.

Yes that is a pretty awesome dog

Hamster Mansion. Pure awesome.

Awesome Videos

Enjoy some videos for the terminally bored or for those who want to see something interesting.

Here's one from the Simpsons (one of the hundreds of introductions)

The first Panda Puppy.



One smart bird.



Here's another Simpsons thing for you. There are several videos by this person, they're all amazing.



Yet again another amazing Guitar player (acoustic) very relaxing.

Weird Animals

We've all seen some pretty weird animals. Here are a great few who seem to make it to the top of the food chain in creepiness.

Saggy-Faced Monkey
An animal no one looks forward to seeing at the zoo.

The American Bald Squirrel
Don't piss it off.

The Lowland Pug
Why so serious?

WTF Gerbil
WTF!?

Bug-Eyed Monkey
So ugly, it's cute.

Kantbra
We all wish it existed.

French Rooster
Never really made it to the top Dog Shows...

Gremlin
It's real. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

That One Thing
This makes me not want to go out into the world.

Human Pig
Just... No.

Porcir
Not sure if this one is real or not.

Golbat
To show that the Japanese really were basing Pokemon off real animals.

Fuzzy-Headed Salamander
Oh hai!

Demon Kitty
*insert Twilight Zone music here*

Bunny Puppy
One of the few (thank God) remaining of its kind.

WTF

Here are some "WTF!?" pics for you.

Run while you still can.

What's going on here?

How do you mistake this...?

Spring is here and love is in the... air?

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Where did that thing come from??

"Yeah, when dogs fly!" ...I stand corrected.

Everyone likes cookies..............?

How do you do that?

I don't.

This reminds me of the Grandma from the Andy Milonakis show.

Both were scary during my childhood.

Poor thing, even cats can't solve that stupid cube.

Probably the first picture out on the web.

THIS...IS....PONY!!!!!!!